Total Medals Earned: 1,994 (From 535 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/125 points)
Giving it one.
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (10/500 points)
You discovered a way to the sewers.
When the cat is away, the mice will play.
You got the kid's knife.
You guide blind people.
You found a rotten finger.
You know your cables and wires.
You help children change their stories.
You got a car key.
You got an other key.
You fed a rat.
You seem to have a heart for children.
Limbs and fingers are your thing.
You found the Roofer's treasure.
You stole 30K from a Whale Guy.
Clubber's dead, the kid's free and you got something to eat.
You're a goon now – or more precisely you were one.
You're a cold hearted killer.
You're a killer with a heart.
To kill or be killed – that is the question.
I guess you're visually impaired.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/85 points)
Break into the Lab
Play Survival Mode
Make it halfway through the Lab!
Beat the Final Boss!
Medals Earned: 2/25 (15/140 points)
Visit the codex for the first time.
hhhmmmmm.
there all dead
World
Can't touch this.
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
???
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
maybe.
...
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...