Total Medals Earned: 1,994 (From 538 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,505 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Reach Level 5!
Reach Level 10!
Finish the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/190 points)
He has his nose back!
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (85/115 points)
Start Game !
Buy for the first time 1 baker!
Click The Big Cookie For The First Time!
Buy for the first time 1 Girl Scout!
Buy mouse upgrade for the first time!
Buy 10 Bakers!Unlock Girl Scouts!
Unlock Cookie Trees! have an income of 50$!
Unlock Stores ! Have atleast 10 Girl Scouts and 50$ income!
Erase your game data!
Unlock Cookie Factory! have an income of 150$exactly amount no more or less!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (190/365 points)
Meet the bear
Visit Gisbee
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
All Hull Upgrades
All Computer and Scanner Upgrades
All Engine Upgrades
All Shield and Beam Upgrades
All Hyperdrive Upgrades
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/485 points)
Reach level 2!
Reach level 3!
Reach level 4!
Reach level 5!
Reach level 6!
Reach level 7!
Reach level 8!
Reach level 10!
Reach level 11!
Reach level 9!
Reach a score of over 150000!
Reach a score of over 300000!
Reach level 12!
Reach a score of over 450000!
Reach level 13!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You become a knight, hurray!
You become the count, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/140 points)
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.