Total Medals Earned: 1,994 (From 538 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,505 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/495 points)
Complete first 9 holes
Hole in one
Complete all 18 holes
Collect all the rainbow gems
The full 10,000 points on one hole
Complete a full game 8 times
Get an Albatross on every hole
The full 10,000 points on 9 holes
Complete a full game in under 3 minutes
Complete a full game 20 times
Perfect 10,000 points on every hole
Complete a full game 50 times
Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/395 points)
guess the name
Guess the name
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/390 points)
Level Dark Space Complete
Your first unit died
The soldier reached the full improvement
Destroy 50 enemies
3 units have survived
Level hostile space Complete
4 units have survived
Destroy 200 enemies
Level wet planet Complete
Destroy 400 enemies
Level cold planet Complete
5 units have survived
Destroy 600 enemies
6 units have survived
Level magnetic space Complete
Level hellish planet Complete
Medals Earned: 20/54 (100/480 points)
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 5
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
have charisma of 10
have research of 10
self publish a book
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 1/58 (5/500 points)
write 10 books
get in the top 40 of the book charts
get in the top 10 of the book charts
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/21 (40/500 points)
colors stuff
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
get to blue 1
get to indigo
do orange level 1
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
yellow 1
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
250 Points Scored
500 Points Scored
750 Points Scored
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.